- Lock your doors, you just crossed the Ipswich border
- Osama Bin Laden - World Champion of Hide and Seek since 2001
- Justin Bieber should stop releasing songs, he has some colouring in to do
- Make you a sandwich? Get back to work and make me some money, bitch!
- 1991 was the year God perfected humans
- I'm not trying to impress you, but...I can play the recorder
- I want to live in IKEA
- I blame Disney for my high expectations of men
- "That girl has such a pretty voice!" "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."
- I feel sorry for Justin Bieber, everyone picks on her
- Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? No, I've got to babysit Justin Bieber
- and all the other Kate's Party, Justin Bieber, If Mr Bean was
he'd look like this...groups. - When I was your age, Pluto was a planet
- I don't care how old I get, doodle will always be a funny word.
- Bitch please, I went to (a) Brisbane private school
- Derek Zoolander's group for really really ridiculously good looking people
- Neville Longbottom is a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother F*cker)
- If you don't like chicken, there is something very wrong with you
- Petition to get McDonalds to do deliveries
- I've read Harry Potter 7. Now what am I supposed to do with my life?
- If Wikipedia says it, it must be true
- If you don't like my room messy, stop going in there!
- I'm a bad ass cause I drive a Mazda 3
- All I ever needed to know, I learnt from Albus Dumbledore
Okay, I think that's enough for one night. I should get to bed (it's 1.50am!)
Night xoxo
