Best. Quotes. Ever.

I thought I would share a few of my favourite "Comic Book Guy" quotes from The Simpsons seems as he has become a part of my new blog layout. The title of the post is a homage to his recurring line 'worst (enter object here, i.e. movie) ever'.

Ah, videogames, what a waste of money. Now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for a set of Itchy and Scratchy corn-cob holders. Terrific, terrific experience. 

If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the internet. 

I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!

[To Kent Brockman] No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur. 

You may purchase this charming Hamburglar Adventure. A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is 'fries'. 

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds!...ooh, I've wasted my life.

Ohh, a complete list of things I have seen or not seen is available on my blog. Your mother is on the not seen list, along with a Star Wars film that was only good since the first one. And even that has been ruined by CGI additions... Bravo George...[claps] 

Ack. There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now. 

The answer is no, and I can say it in Na'vi and Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories about that, which I will share with you never. 

No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt. 

Very well. I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receive them. 

- B xoxo