An open letter to the informal voters of Australia

To all those of those that listened to Mark Latham and for some unknown reason unsuccessfully filled out a ballot slip - thank you.

Thank you for wasting your time.
Thank you for wasting our time.
Thank you for wasting volunteer's time.
Thank you for wasting the government's time.
Thank you for wasting the media's time.
Thank you for wasting valuable and expensive resources.
Thank you for wasting tax payers money.
Thank you for wasting your opinion and voice in a country where we're fortunate to have these things.

Right now this country is a joke. We have no government because there are idiots like yourselves who were too lazy to have to think for a second about who they would want to run this country and spend a minute or so filling in a few boxes.

Instead you either:

• Left them blank and put them in the boxes, 
• Were too dumb to read the instructions on the sheets you were given, or
• Drew stupid little drawings which I highly doubt those counting the votes would find amusing.

So on behalf of the 15 or so million Australian's that did the right thing,

Thank you.